Score: 3

"Not Inspiring"

submission: Summer of Lawn

date: September 19, 2008

Not the most exciting concept I've ever seen in a Flash game.

Score: 7

"Interesting"

submission: Jail Escape

date: September 19, 2008

I like these kind of games - this was a nicely made one. The only trouble I had was with some of the puzzles being a bit illogical - (SPOILER) - Why did I need to use a stone to break a pot big enough to put your hand into? Apart from that, nice effort.

Score: 9

"Well done"

submission: Star Wars: Rogue Squadron

date: March 5, 2008

Some folks seem to be being a little harsh here, probably because they've played Rogue Squadron and are comparing this Flash tribute to it. But people! This was written with ActionScript, I've made a couple of thing in that and it isn't easy! Give the author credit for producing a very, VERY slickly presented game and for having a damn good stab at making a game of this kind within Flash's very tight limitations!

Absolutely 10 out of 10 for effort!

Score: 10

"Nice Work!"

submission: Beat Rocker

date: July 16, 2007

First off because it has one of my songs in it, and second off because this is new to me for the rock-out competition - holding the keyboard like a keytar! Fantastic Idea! My keyboard is wireless so it was perfect for this game. Hope it scores big!

Score: 10

"Charlie forever!"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn

date: July 16, 2007

I love this cartoon. Everyone loves Charlie. We all know that! The only reason I post this review is to knock the previous one off Charlie's page as it gives away the absolutely killer ending for anyone who hasn't seen it yet!

Score: 9

"Dad's Not Home!"

submission: Dad's at Work

date: July 6, 2007

Your freehand mouse drawing with the brush isn't very good. Wait a minute. Let me finish. It isn't very good. But it DOESN'T MATTER A CRAP! Because this cartoon is so smooth, so fast, and so full of ingenious ideas (as well as very effective 3D effects) that you'd have to be a cold-hearted, ruthless evil SOB with no understanding of how hard Flash animation is to create to diss it in anyway. Sad to say, Newgrounds is full of those. Fantastic work anyway!

Score: 9

"Fun!"

submission: Dancin' Pankratz

date: June 29, 2007

I might not know your teacher but that was still a fun gadget! Sir has some cool moves, and he moved in time to the music (or seemed to!)

I thought it was just weet! :)

He sure dances better than I do.....

Score: 4

"Congratulations on making the frontpage with this"

submission: Itchy and Scratchy

date: October 16, 2006

Now explain how you did it, because it seemed incredibly average to me!

Score: 5

"Why give it 3 nines and only a 5 overall?"

submission: Earthquake Girl

date: October 2, 2006

Because I can't deny it was very slick and well done - the low overall score is because I'm pig-sick of seeing imitation anime style flashes. Anime is what you end up with when an entire nation attempts to get every artist to draw in exactly the same way. It's killing creativity! Oh, and also because by half-way through this flash I was so very much hoping that the red-headed girl would get the grisy death that was definitely coming to her! Alas, no dice!

Score: 8

"..."

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: August 9, 2006

Watching this has put me off ever having any kind of sexual relation ever again. Thanks for that.

(Shaves head, Takes vow of silence)